Sorry, I forgot you were talking.

Sounds Hawaiian

Ian:  Hakuna matata!  It means family.

Will:  That’s ohana, dumbass!

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Takes one to know one

Also, hell if I know

“The sky’s not gonna move, dawg.”
— Ian
Conception
Ian: I just pictured the egg running away from the sperm. Like “squeeeeeeeee” all around the Fallopian tubes and around the uterus and the sperm is like, “noooooooooo”
Ian: Like a Tom and Jerry chase.
Thanks for the photobomb, dumbass

Thanks for the photobomb, dumbass

“Zn…is that xenon?”
— Ian
“They’re like little pieces of terror wrapped up in death.”
— Ian, on spiders